Hey, why not dive the Andrea Doria on your first dive? It has to be safer than what Jerry Falwell's associate did with his scuba gear. Get your safety stop in if you're trying this at home.OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, a head mask and had a dildo in his anus according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking.
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Those Baptists really know how to party, eh? A bit overdressed perhaps.
His big mistake was forgetting to lube the head mask with a light coating of olive oil. Otherwise, it would have been a fairly pleasurable experience.
This has Darwin Awards written ALL OVER IT! But, what does creationism or intelligent design think of this? Was the minister really just carrying out the devine plan and perhaps died a martyr?
How Strange.
intelligent design????someone's got some explaining to do.
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