Tuesday, October 30, 2007

One scary ass halloween costume

Caption Contest. Winner gets a beer on me at Porky's. Good natured ribbing only. Nothing too nasty will be posted. My entries:

"I'm 23, I have double D's, I love older guys and I don't lie to the people I chat with online I swear."

You won't lose your shirt in a Saipan casino.

The only one who should be boycotting this is Olive!

10 comments:

Lewie Tenorio said...

"Bruce Bateman - Keebler Elf for Casino!"

SteeleOnSaipan said...

Good morning DanceUSA online! Before we start our next lesson in naked hula, I'd like you all to.......

marianas life said...

this is why i'm hot

bigsoxfan said...

Why cheap glasses look hot on good looking babes, but not on bruce.

Rose said...

I thought I was the only one Bruce chatted with naked!?!

Just kidding Olive! :)

My entry:

"Where are those photos of Rose topless at Wing Beach?"

For the record - THE AREN'T ANY!

bradinthesand said...

"well i figured the next logical step after riding a bicycle and wearing bifocals was to become bi..."

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Yes sports fans, there I was; 18 miles up the Yang Po river, knee deep in cabibou shit, not a caribou in sight. When out of the jungle charges an enraged.........

Unionize me said...

this is what happens when you really deregulate everything.

Rick Jones said...

"I will continue to appear in pictures like this until the boycott has been called off. A hunger strike is out of the question".

bigsoxfan said...

Who is going to be able to read Bruce's commentary again without a mental picture of him typing in the nude?