Monday, September 10, 2007

And the envelope please

I'm short on ideas, don't want to turn into the Brad of Updates and I've been meaning to do this for a while, so today I reveal "The blogger awards." Screw the nominations, I'm going straight to the winners, who in the spirit of Angelo, get nothing.

Most unreliable updater who posts more interesting content on other people's blog than his own: Beachboy Brad Ruszala

Most stressed out blogger: Because I Said So Boni Gomez

Most unlucky blogger: Life in Oceania Melissa Simms and her myriad injuries

Nicest Blogger: Beverly Cabanatan Bubbles in Paradise. Honorable Mention Beyond Behaviors Steve.

Most Hypercritical Blog: I lose, Dennis Greenia aka Dengre.

Rookie of the Month: Everybody's Got a Cousin on Saipan, Randy Steele

Best Link Moniker Creator: Saipanuvian Bruce Bateman "Something about cousins."

Blogger who posts the most random, vague and inane comments: The Saipan Blogger Angelo Villagomez

Bloggers with the briefest posts that cause endless debate generally egged on by Brad -- especially if Tina Sablan or Angelo Villagomez are mentioned: Middle Road

Most Politically Incorrect Blog: Glen Doutrich

Blog I least want to appear on because usually it usually includes pictures of drunk people in bars: EJ's Korean Party Girl

Most focused blog: Nudibranch Harry and Harry's World

Least Ridiculous blog: David Khorram and Marianas Eye

Most Environmentally Educational Blog with a lot of pictures that isn't written by Angelo: Bree and the Land of the Ayuyu

Best Future in Blogging: Hope Gomez

Blogger who elicits the most rigorous debate from Glen Hunter: CNMI Blog Cinta Kaipat

Blog that most resembles the band Men at Work, as in pretty quirky and good but not for long: SOS Saipan Ken Phillips

I'd put links in, but I'm too lazy and most are to your left.


The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Blog that had the most potential to rival Jeff and Dengre for hypercriticalism: Ken @ SOSaipan

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

How about Ethelbert Wolfbane Turbitt?

...and you called me inane.

Boni said...

I'm sharing too much. Flowers and boogers, I tell you! Flowers and boogers from now on!

Boni said...

I think Brad is going for the longest interval between posts. And, I'm not stress out, I'm strung out.

The Writers said...


Bryan said...

Hmm...who you gotta piss off around here to get noticed? I know...Turbitt, you're a bleeding heart yankee liberal! There...back in Virginia at least them be fightin words.

Jeff said...

Updating often helps in getting noticed. Twice in 13 days is dabbling. I'm hardly a bleeding heart.

Melissa said...

Thanks, Jeff, for bringing my inability to remain upright to the world's attention... I've said before and I'll say it again- I think I'm going to have my walking license revoked! And I don't know that it's really me being unlucky as much as it me just being a big ol' freaking KLUTZ.

Bryan said...

lol..yeah I suppose you're not, it's just that back home you never hear the term liberal without bleeding heart proceeding it.

Anyways, guess I'm not hardcore enough in my blogging, reckon I'll have to beef it up some to hang with y'all ;)

Marianas Eye said...

You've given me motivation to ramp up the ridiculous on my blog. After all, who wants to be the "least" of anything.

I discovered an easy way to link to blogs. Rather than going to the pain to type out all that a href="... mumbo jumbo, you can just copy the blog link from your sidebar and paste them into the post. Then you can retype the words to say anything you want, and the link will remain.

CNMI Blogger said...

Can I make like Marlon Brando and return my award? Come on -- gimme a better award than that!

Boni said...

I agree, Jeff knows us enough to give us something more fitting don't you think? Stressed

Jeff said...

Have we come to the point we can't tease fellow bloggers? I'm hanging up my keyboard that day.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

I don't know about the rest of you but I am terribly, terribly offended by the heartless, snide and belittling award so cruelly thrust at me without even a hint of compassion or better yet a small, but distinguished prize package such as a fully paid trip for two to exotic India replete with First Class accommodations in Five Star hotels and all the gaming chips I can carry in an oversized 3 zipper backpack thrown in for good measure.

Yep, all one sentence. Trying for a 'B' in Language Arts.

Boni said...

You don't like Agave Margarita Turbitt?

Jeff said...

Not a huge fan, sorry.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Mojita Aynrandia Turbitt?