There are things that let me know the world is falling apart that are obvious such as the Bush Administration, karaoke, global warming and the palpable excitement over a Taco Bell in Saipan. Then there are things that make me think humans aren't worth saving anyway, and that could be best demonstrated in Angelo's traffic. A thousand plus hits over an ugly French chick named Laure Manaudou who had a sex tape. How original. And did anyone check the news today. The only thing under heaven and Earth more vapid than Britney Spears is any front page news regarding 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up. Equally horrid are some out of focus titties of 42-year-old ex Chilean beauty queen Cecilia Bolocco. The only thing about Chili I care about is that no one makes a good one here in Saipan.Amy Polumbo doesn't get enough attention as Miss New Jersey, so she pulls the oldest trick in the bar and kisses a girl or something, or was that Katie Rees. I feel sick that I know this much about this bullshit and that thousands of people are stupid enough to Google this crap.
Haven't we seen enough celebrity sex tapes? Isn't that a bit old? To have a celebrity sex tape don't you have to at least be a celebrity and hot? I'm taking this dispatch from the Saipan Blogger as a sign of the apocalypse because she's not a celebrity and she's not hot, and even if she was, who gives a shit!
"Laure Manaudou is the hottest name on the Internet right now. I had never heard of the girl until I opened up Technorati this morning, but variations of Laure, Manaudou, Manodau, and Manoudou take up 7 of the 10 ten most searched items today."
I've got nothing against sex or naked women. I happen to be a pretty big fan of both. The Internet is awash in these things. Does it really matter that they swam, were among the countless names you can't recall from these dated pageants or are the sister of an unhinged has been who was never really all that great.
If I were going to live vicariously through the sexploits of others, I'd buy Brad Ruszala a beer and let him tell me about his weekend, not Google this shit.
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My Youtube video of that girl got 10,000 hits in the first six hours. I shit you not.
The Youtube video I made about this girl had 100,000+ viewers in the first 12 hours it was up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cMarfmiNM
In two years my blog has only had 200,000 viewers.
How cool is that?
I guess you have to be French to understand that she is hot Brady. You'll have to explain it to me.
To answer your question, I don't think she's competitive with half the girls in Godfathers on a random night.
Jeff, having trouble dating cute white women are we? So many guys that move out here and get married have the exact same problem. Just the facts.
That's quite a statement to hear from the great humanitarian boycotting Bruce Bateman's bar? Are the brown women beneath you Brady? Are you a Bob Jones U graduate?
Yes, brown women have been beneath / under me on more than one occasion. Who is Bob Jones? I am not sure that I am a great humanitarian, but thanks anyway. Yes, I am boycotting Bruce Bateman's bar, but at least I gave a damn good reason. I don't go around telling people to boycott it either, but it seems to be picking up speed. There are a couple of new bars opening in Garapan in couple of weeks, yea!
how do you gauge it "picking up speed?"
That's the word on the street. I do not slander Bruce or his bar, but when someone asks me why, I tell them why I am no longer going there. To give you an example, there are some bar owners who either do not fully pay their wait staff, or are constantly late, usually stealing the money for themselves. Those are reasons why I boycott certain places. Brad, go down to the Dep't of Labor and search for bar names and owners with labor cases against them, man you'll be very surprised. I am not naming any names.
Apparently, Angelo has starting modeling again.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_PLsyqhMySRk/RhdpA3dFv9I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/lWLc9AwLHUY/s1600-h/was+museum+thelma+and+ancient+chamorro.jpg
Jeff, you missed the developing story on John Edward's "love child" Here is some more serious news, but it may send you running to the beach for a lengthy head immersion in the sand. http://fkclinic.blogspot.com/%3C$BlogItemPermalinkURL$#links>
As for myself; I clicked on the movie link at Angelo's and feel better for having done so. Mark Scease
I also heard that Barack Hussein Obama attended a radical Muslim school as a child. Barack was most likley brainwashed and trained by those fanatics. Now he is running for the most powerful seat in the world...does anyone know of some descent prayer rugs, and which way is East?
Could I link A1 steaksauce to your sex video? www.saipanservices.com has 240k unique visitors in 4 years and you had 100k in 12 hours with a medicore white chick doing what? Should I invite her to Saipan as my personal guest and our new flagship Captain of A1 Real Estate? Do you think she could really revitalize our market? This could be big, big, big and I am swelling already. Brad, could you do a little blog with her in an A1 Realty Santa hat bouncing down Micro Beach? Angelo, please invite her to the Unity Festival Monday, Jan. 20, 2008 in honor of ML King and the property blitz were are about to experience.
Did someone say snowballing boycott support? I think it is a blizzzzzard and raining boulders from the swelter heat of oppression.
BOYCOTT the PORK BARREL!!!!!!
The A1 Weatherman
I think that was disseminated by the same news source who noted the millions some African dictator has willed to us if we just send several thousand to cover the taxes.
The ultimate sleeper cell.
Salam Alaikum.
Let's see, insults me and my wife, and half the guys on this island with Korean, Japanese, Chinese or Filipina wives/girlfriends, repeats Right Wing gibberish beneath the little bit of dignity of Fox News and gets the drunken face of evil on the warpath with rumormongering. Quite the Holiday Spirit at Java Joes for Brady. Just the facts.
Did I mention you Bruce? No. I said that there are reasons why I boycott bars, one of them being the fact that some owners do not pay their staff. I am boycotting your bar because of your politics regarding the 'futility' march. Don't fly off the handle and talk shit. I don't care about Porky's economics. My level of competence as a dive leader Bruce? You need to think about that one for a while. Say what you want, I stand by my 25 years of diving experience. So you doubt my abilities as a Dive Leader, cool, I will let the Department of Public Safety, Dive Rescue Team # 4 know how you feel. You know, the team that I trained for 3 months.
Jeff,
You think that I am insulting you and your wife? Good grief. Thin skin. Just the facts.
It is an insult. What you're saying is that I can't get a white woman, so I have to resort to a brown woman, as if they are lower somehow and that's a downgrade.
What else could you have possibly meant?
Is it a surprise. Yes, it seems a little fucked up to opine about or joke about a person's choice in a wife, which in my case happens to be one of my better decisions.
Do I care? Not really.
We are now questioning Brady's dive experience off a nude Laure Manaudoe blog post?
Well, Captain A1 may have have chipped my tooth with a spear gun popping grouper in 1971 off Key Largo and be a licensed Master Instructor, but when I married underwater in 2002 I made sure Brady Barrineau was present in case Jaws attacked and emotion overcame my darling wife
Downgrade? Brown women are beautiful! I mean, just like all ethnic women there are attractive ones and not so attractive ones. There are ugly white women and beautiful white women. There are ugly brown women and beautiful brown women. Back to the French girl. Yes, Jeff I was kidding around a little, maybe too much. I would never insult your wife. I was practically raised by a Filipina by the way. Am I saying that you can't get a white woman? Man, that's up to you and your moves! You're married now, so who cares anyway?
You're right. Let's forget it.
Wow, this here blogosphere is a lot more interesting since I took a break.
But I guess tabloidesque insults naturally follow a blog about tabloidesque cheesecake.
And no, I'm not attacking anybody. Cheese, who needs the aggravation?
That's a question that I ask from time to time.
Sort of a palable air of tension,these days. Never know, what is going to draw a fire storm. Here's another sign of the apocalypse; "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was on the Russian cable this morning. Rap and Queer Eye, what will we export next? I have to admit though, I missed queer eye and the missus enjoyed it. Her question; "Will they come here and redo you and the apartment?" Little does she know my current standards are the result of several years of regular queer eye viewing. Pretty pretty good though, if they would come to Saipan and redo Brad. That would be a show I would pay money to see. God, I hope this is non-controversial enough.
Glad to see your're back, Kap. yours is one the first blogs I read and enjoyed regularly.
i don't need to be re-done...
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