1. Q. How is your first night at Attica Prison and a trip on Bruce Bateman's boat similar? A. Both give your ass a workout?
2. And he said Gov. Babauta was the ass steering us in the wrong direction?
3. "I know I just admitted to ballroom dancing and I look like I'm really enjoying this, but I swear I'm not gay Bruce. Ask Kelli."
1. Q. What's more ineffective than the Saipan bureaucracy? A. Captain Useless and his spin wheel?
2. Harry likes it when we go full throttle. I didn't even give the order and I think he's "hard to starboard."
3. This wheel gives better spin than Richard A. Pierce.