Technically I set this up for two weeks, but I think this one is a rout. Hope Gomez and others have had enough and so have I. There are stupid people out there who might think Harry is actually running an identity theft racket while abusing midget pirates and more, so we've had our fun. In little league they have what's called the mercy rule, and I think in this Saipan's Best Blog poll, Harry played Reagan in 84 to our collective Mondales.
It's my poll, there were 392 votes, and I declare Harry the decisive winner -- he even has a mandate at 40. 1 percent to Boni's 16.2 for second place. Seeing my six percent to Harry's 40 each day is too depressing. The people have spoken and they believe in nudibranches and cat doors more than my bashing of our government, Brad's lashing out at CNMI judges, Angelo's pandering displays of semiclad, semifamous starlets, Bruce's distrust of most everything governmental, Boni's stressful job and everyone else. Harry, I owe you a drink over at Porky's when you're ready.
No guerilla war Angelo, lay day your arms everyone, I mean polls, the rebels are our countrymen again.
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Thanks Jeff, I think it was time to call it too, even though I was having some fun at Angelo's expense. I love the look of his head coming through the cat door. Oh well, all good things must come to an end. Thanks for an entertaining week though.
I typically don't stay out very late at night because I get up so early, but if you'd like to meet up at Porky's one evening after work, it sounds great to me! I invite Angelo to join us, and I'll buy his drink, it's the least I can do.
Well spoken, Jeff. I WAS hoping to get a glimpse of those female midget pirates but the trouncing has put me off my feed.
Honor to Harry.
But also honor to every one of the bloggers now putting Saipan on the worldwide map in a way most off-islanders have not seen before. A round of applause for all contestants (even those of us who sucked hind tit) and all the other 100 or so CNMI bloggers!
A round of free drinks for all Saipan best blog contestants at Porky's. Just come in, bow to the statue of the hairless one over in the corner to identify yourself and get your free drink.
Bruce
Hope was just torn between so many great blogs and didn't want anyone to feel bad. It was fun while it lasted though.
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