Wednesday, August 29, 2007

This thrilla's not in Manila, but hopefully Porky's

I humbly request a debate, or at bare minimum a mixing up of ideas, between Glen Doutrich and Bruce Bateman on the CNMI becoming an independent state free of the U.S., which Bruce strongly favors, and Glen thinks is laughable. Both of these guys are cranky, old guys with political views that can't be easily categorized. Glen is pro-military, anti-corporate welfare and generally sympathetic to the contract workers. Glen cusses more and has lots of female asses, boobs and legs on his page, go Glen. Plus, that kind of display will keep Jane away. Bruce is kind of a libertarian anarchist who is against most everything governmental -- especially taxes. Bruce teeters on Social Darwinism, but as Bree once said, "he'd probably give you the shirt off his back." Both are irreverent and decidedly un-pc. Glen is an ex-Marine, and could definitely kick Bruce's ass in a fight, but this is all in fun, so that isn't a factor. I'm giving Bruce home bar advantage, assigning Glen a free drink, and one for me for being the promoter. Maybe another for being referee. Show up Friday at say 6:30 Glen, please. Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEE!


G said...

both tirades are of the same ilk. i have no reason to address either,

Bruce A. Bateman said...

G string not invited. His tirade is pointless and trivial. His ilk is ilkless.

I'm ready to go lip to lip with glen on the secession issue. Time sounds okay, but our argument may have to be a sidebar to the political candidate debate/discussion that will be taking place at the same time. Or maybe we can drag them in. Fred Guerrero and possibly Oscar Babauta

Free drinks, as mentioned sound reasonable but I must insist on having one myself to even the playing field.

See you there!

Jeff said...

That G is Glen Hunter posting in the wrong place, not Glen D.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Yes, I know, Jeff.

I'm looking forward to seeing Glen D at "Meet the Candidates". (Hope he doesn't bring an M-16). (:-))

Ilkless g is still not invited, but won't be refused if he shows.

I suspect he may show up next week when Tina will be at "Meet the Candidate".

G said...

the comment was meant for the post above this one. i erred in placement.

course now that i'm not invited i should show up.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Please do, Glen H. The ilkless remark was only meant to draw you out. I know you have an ilk, and a pretty darned good one.

See you there.

Meanwhile, must I throw the gauntlet, or a tantrum to get Glen D to say he will be there? Whoopee Cushions at 30 paces!

Sorry but still not sure that Oscar Babauta will show up. I hope so. If not we'll get him to commit to another Friday.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

I was there...had on my best "Rocky" warm up robe, and even brought Talia Shire in to provide moral support. Glen D was a no show. Hopefully we can have a rematch.