So a friend of mine was telling me the other day that he has decided to start a
group called HaoHao Haole on island, and well, since its his idea I guess that
means he's the president...no, of course there were no elections, but I'm sure
all of its members will agree that he should be president. Oh and did I mention
that HaoHao Haole represents all the haole's on island. That's right all of the
mainlanders in the CNMI will now be represented by the HaoHao Haole group,
shoot, you don't even have to be white, see we're not racist, and no...I know
you didn't ask for our representation you're just going to get it anyway.So as
the HaoHao Haole spokesperson, that's me, I just appointed myself...see how easy
this is...I would like to question the blueness of the sky. That's right those
of us on the HaoHao Haole board have decided that the sky over the CNMI has not been blue enough as of late and we feel that this is, of course, the governments
fault and that they should look into this situation immediately as it may soon
have some adverse effects on our most prized tourist industry.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Thank god I have a leader now
In case anyone was wondering, I'm a supporter of HaoHao Haole. I requested their position on green versus red apples. Breathless updates on all issues should be forthcoming -- especially their report on their tour of the suncreen factory. Check this site for the full HaoHao Haole Manifesto.