Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Thank god I have a leader now

In case anyone was wondering, I'm a supporter of HaoHao Haole. I requested their position on green versus red apples. Breathless updates on all issues should be forthcoming -- especially their report on their tour of the suncreen factory. Check this site for the full HaoHao Haole Manifesto.

So a friend of mine was telling me the other day that he has decided to start a
group called HaoHao Haole on island, and well, since its his idea I guess that
means he's the president...no, of course there were no elections, but I'm sure
all of its members will agree that he should be president. Oh and did I mention
that HaoHao Haole represents all the haole's on island. That's right all of the
mainlanders in the CNMI will now be represented by the HaoHao Haole group,
shoot, you don't even have to be white, see we're not racist, and no...I know
you didn't ask for our representation you're just going to get it anyway.So as
the HaoHao Haole spokesperson, that's me, I just appointed myself...see how easy
this is...I would like to question the blueness of the sky. That's right those
of us on the HaoHao Haole board have decided that the sky over the CNMI has not been blue enough as of late and we feel that this is, of course, the governments
fault and that they should look into this situation immediately as it may soon
have some adverse effects on our most prized tourist industry.

20 comments:

Bryan said...

Hello all, this is your friendly HaoHao Haole spokesperson here. And well, we here at HaoHao Haole feel that before we can make a binding statement on the "green vs. red" apple issue we need to find out the Coalition of United Guest Workers position first so that we can be sure to choose the opposite.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Help us Oreo Kenobi! You're our only hope!

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

I think you and Harry should start Baldbald Baldy.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

If there is a secret handshake and a decoder ring, I'm in.

Boni said...

What's the eligibility requirement?

Jeff said...

I'll have to check with the spokesman on that.

bradinthesand said...

well you have to be bald, but maybe not "up there."

Boni said...

Is that how you got in Brad? Cheeky boy.

spaholic said...

My skin color is green ,kinda purplish can I get in to?

Jeff said...

It's not easy being green. I'm only a member, but this is what the spokesman said:

That's right all of the
mainlanders in the CNMI will now be represented by the HaoHao Haole group, shoot, you don't even have to be white, see we're not racist.

cactus said...

In the spirit of Falun Gong and their catchy slogan "Falun Dafa Hao" (Falun Dafa is Good), let me suggest that the new group adopt the chant "HaoHao Haole Hao."

Marianas Pride said...

Since I am only half haole, does this mean I am only half a member? As a minority member, can I request you look into why the sun seems brighter in the day than at night? Biba hao hao haole!

Mike said...

I'm pretty pissed about that whole gravity thing. Flying would be so cool. We should work on that.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Greg and Jean Cruz were at the Flair last night. They had the VIP room.

That's how they roll.

What VIP room does Fatfat Fatty get?

bradinthesand said...

"Is that how you got in Brad? Cheeky boy."

well, truth be told...

Boni said...

I now know more about Brad than I want to. Ed, the proper term for you is hapa hao haole. I think you get 50% off the membership fee.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Boni,

Brad flashed the entire CNMI Men's National Soccer team both front and back.

We know about his "little" secret.

...and no one commented on me calling Jeff fat. Or bald. WTF?

Jeff said...

Was I the only one who went to that soccer game and questioned the wisdom of the coach putting in a chunky guy in a Smurf costume carrying that piano on his back?

me said...

I have 3 daughters who are 1/2 haole. Can I join as a 1/4 haole by association with a 1/2 haole?

Boni said...

No one wanted to comment on how you knew that, Angelo.