Thursday, February 12, 2009

Lil Hammerhead outed as Roberta Guerrero

Saipan is too small an island for things to remain a secret for too long. Today Roberta Guerrero was seen editing her "Must Be the Humidity" blog at Java Joes. That's Lil Hammerhead on the left with Killili Sablan and Tina Sablan, the two people her blog is dedicating to venerating -- and who happen to be by far the two best CNMI leaders out there. I'm sure about Roberta. I have two sources. This isn't guesswork or speculation. There is an eyewitness. Beyond that, when you're married to a Filipina who has been on the island for fifteen years, you join a network that gets you a lot of eyes and ears in a lot of places. I knew this would happen eventually.

Comments were made about this on Monkey Picture's blog, and the comments were deleted. I followed up with the same comments, and she deleted mine as well. It's a designed conversation after all. What a phony! She never deleted it or went so bananas when people said Lil Hammerhead was Ed Propst, but she's going ballistic now. Ed has always stood by his own comments anyway. I'm going to write a very short letter to the editor about this to the Marianas Variety because the squirming will be delicious. Heck, maybe she'll get a Stanley Torres resolution, or maybe he'll buy her a drink. So, the secret is out there. "Must Be the Humidity" is written by Roberta Guerrero, who was described to me as one of the "Godfather's Hags." I don't know anything about her, but the fight is now fair. This cockroach has a big flashlight on her and she's scurrying. Feel free to vent about Roberta -- especially if you are anonymous --- the more salacious the better. She certainly had no problem doing that anonymously to many others. Get ready to take the heat Roberta. I can just imagine you dropping that coffee cup at Java Joes -- kind of like a reverse Dave Kujan at the end of The Usual Suspects when he realizes who Keyser Soze is.
Update: Roberta is not taking her newfound fame very well. Roberta is also getting googled up a storm. She is screeching like a banshee about me in two posts on her blog. My prediction is that she fades away or starts anew under a different name now that she's been outed and the other side can fire back at her. Such is the way of the gutless. Some are trying to muddle the simple truth about Roberta, but it's out there now and you can't put that toothpaste back in the tube no matter how hard you try.
Update Number Two: Here have been the tactics Roberta has used to sweep this under the rug. First, let's just delete all the comments and references to Roberta Guerrero. That didn't work, so she moved on to number two: Bruce Bateman said something mean. Let's call MVA and make this about Bruce. When the absurdity of that was dismissed, she went to number three: I will sue this blogger because this post hurt my feelings. After that silliness is dismissed, I can't wait to see number four. Roberta is up to like five posts about me. She can't get enough. This has made her more unhinged than I ever dreamed. The last leg of her rocker has been shattered like a bat after a Mariano Rivera cutter. Someone commented about doing a full background check on Roberta and having it published. While I'm not going there on this blog, I wonder how she'll react if and when those people follow through. My guess, not well at all.

145 comments:

bigsoxfan said...

Well done, the force is strong with you, young Jeff. I was really starting to lean towards Angelo being a bit pychotic. So what is up with EJ, is it EJ?, has she gone around the bend?, if so what could anyone do to help her? or was her id stolen? Enquiring minds..

Anonymous said...

Jeff, are you sure it's Roberta?

Lil' Hammerhead said...

I'd be proud to be Roberta.. so I'm honored by such an attribution. I'm so glad to see that my poison still runs swift through your veins. I'm so very sorry that you didn't find your oasis there in Phoenix. Lol :} You're so very sad.. your pitiful. It doesn't matter how many times you head towards the vapors.. I fear you won't find that oasis. The oasis isn't a physical place.. it is a spiritual place, where one is happy and at peace. Maybe one day you will find that out.. until then.. :}you wander the desert.

You are doing a disgusting diservice with your post. But then.. what's new right?

Jeff said...

Roberta, if you played fair, you'd get slack, but you didn't. You took repeated personal shots behind your former state of anonymity. You didn't play fair at all. To state the case mildly, you don't deserve a break. Enjoy your fame.

I'm sure. There is an eyewitness, noni.

Anonymous said...

Do you know the eye witness? I do agree but I'd like to know. I've known Roberta for years and Hammerhead is Roberta G. then I am pulling all support for Juan Pan.

Thanks Jeff

Anonymous said...

If Roberta really is Hammerhead, why'd you pull your support for Juan? I don't agree with her most of the time but we don't see our guv'nah running a blog dedicated to change, do we? There's no excuse for that... he simply doesn't want it or doesn't care at all. Why do you ask? If Obama can appoint a YOUTUBE page, Fitial can run a blog. If Rep. Yumul can comment on a blog appologizing, Fitial should do the same. He does have a facebook page (giggles).

Lil would make an excellent first lady. I think then, we will see change.

Anonymous said...

It's Keyser Söze.

I wouldn't have even found this post had not Mrs. Lillian F. Hammerhead just made a new blog post trashing you, that raised my curiosity.

I saw all the deletions of blog comments mentioning her name as being the real Lil Hammerhead.

But how do you know she was not doing that just to protect Roberta from false suspicion. Your eye-witness also briefly posted his Java Joe's annecdote on Lil's own blog -- quickly deleted.

But are you yourself personally in contact with this anonymous eye-witness? If not, this whole thing could be a mere distraction set up, for instance, by Edwin Propst to throw people off the track that really he is Lil.

So all our evidence depends on the reliability of that Java Joe eye-witness. Have you direct oral or written testimony? Or is it hearsay or double hearsay?

How soon is Roberta to be Juan Pan's ex-? Why?

Lil's character does seem to be someone like that, a caucausian lady due to the type of spelling errors she makes (English as a first language) and strong support for abortion. Also, she makes a lot of off-island trips, suggesting wealth as befits Mrs. Juan Guerrero.

But don't make statements unless you are sure of their truth.

Anonymous said...

Me lady doth protest too much methinks!


I'd be proud to be Roberta.. so I'm honored by such an attribution. I'm so glad to see that my poison still runs swift through your veins. I'm so very sorry that you didn't find your oasis there in Phoenix. Lol :} You're so very sad.. your pitiful. It doesn't matter how many times you head towards the vapors.. I fear you won't find that oasis. The oasis isn't a physical place.. it is a spiritual place, where one is happy and at peace. Maybe one day you will find that out.. until then.. :}you wander the desert.

You are doing a disgusting diservice with your post. But then.. what's new right?

Anonymous said...

I pooned Roberta in the ass a couple of times.

Jeff said...

I'm sure. Ed says all kinds of things and has the guts to stand by his own name. Roberta doesn't.

Anonymous said...

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Which Old Witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead!

Fuck You Lil Hammerhead/Roberta! Your going down in the worst way! Prepare for the continued criticism you so justly deserve you stank ass hoe!

Anonymous said...

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

No wonder she was so fond of Kilili haha.

Anonymous said...

Roberta Guerrero of Marianas Int'l Travel Agency gave $400 to Barack Obama, but interestingly lists her home address as 28035 Ziele Creek Drive, Hayward, CA 94542-2425

http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/neighbors.php?type=name&lname=Guerrero

Hmmmm ..

Federal Election Commission?

What else is her husband hiding?

bigsoxfan said...

question, does the public work of lil hammerhead's alter ego go against the posts? If she works to the same issues that are addressed on the blog, then so what?. The blogger is just finding an outlet, an exceptionally well read outlet at that.
If the blogger is writing an exceptionaly differing view, then they are representing in the blog, then maybe an explanation might be in order.
Remember your post on anon bloggers and the rise and fall of Saipan bloggers post and the relation to the early days of bulletin boards. I'll read Roberta's blog, but as a disliker of political psuedo blogs, I'll look at the blog with a certain bias, but so it is.

Anonymous said...

It could be Roberta or it could be Tina, deleting Roberta comments.

How long were Ed and Tina friends for? Lil' started her blog November of '07. Ed started his blog a month after Lil on December, and on his first few posts was greeted by Lil' herself. Tina referred Ed?

I say it's Tina or Roberta.

Anonymous said...

Oh she donated for Obama too huh. Just like Lil' Hammerhead. Very strong supporter of Tina and Ed, Kilili, and Obama.

It keeps making sense.

Anonymous said...

Do a google search:

"Roberta Guerrero" Saipan

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Roberta+Guerrero%22+Saipan&btnG=Google+Search

It appears she was on the MVA at one point. So now she's all anti-employer?! And upset with Porky being hired by MVA?

At least she went on a walk-athon against cancer with a bunch of other connected women in Seattle. Altruistic. Good on her! Not a good-old-boy, but a good-old-girl. She who railed against "connections"?

There does seem to be some inconsistency between her public and anonymous personas and viewpoints.

Anonymous said...

The term of Roberta Guerrero as a director on the Marianas Visitor's Authority, and her job at MITA, all make her highly aware of "visitor statistics" and web presence generally.

It does all fit with Roberta.

But we really need to know about this eye-witness. If all we have, Jeff, is your assessment of her character, that's not enough to prove it's Roberta, as opposed to Ed, Tina, or even Kilili.

It would be the eye-witness who clinches it. This eye-witness should out himself, at least privately, to you or someone we can all trust. Then it falls back to the trustworthiness of the eye-witness.

Anonymous said...

The MVA Board service does tie in with her photographic hobby. Here is an excerpt from the March 1, 2002 Pacific Magazine:

[Gov. Juan Nekai] Babauta, a committed workaholic who was a three-term representative in Washington, hopes to make a few changes, including commonwealth-federal relations —changing the resident representative to a non-voting delegate position similar to Guam — doubling the average half million tourists who venture to the Marianas every year, altering perceptions about human rights and labor abuses, and securing increased “Compact impact” funds to reimburse the government for costs associated with the large influx of Micronesians since the 1980s.

“We want this administration to be as transparent as possible,” said governor’s assistant and former campaign manager, Adam Turner, at the Capital Hill governor’s complex. “We hope to show a broader picture of what life is like in the Northern Marianas.”

Turner said Babauta’s administration is based on performance government that provides service, not jobs. This is good news for an economy badly whipped by the global economic slump. Although Business Gross Revenue Tax and amusement tax collections are expected to be $194 million this year — $35.6 million less than expected — there is a silver lining amidst the economic angst, and that is tourism.

The Marianas Visitors Authority has seen tourism numbers fall — 42 percent in the first quarter of 2002 compared to last year at the same time — but officials are upbeat about the August re-opening of the Tinian runway to serve the 410-room Tinian Dynasty Hotel & Casino, the return of Korean Air Lines, as well as new marketing approaches for niche travel, said MVA board member Roberta Guerrero.

“We know that tourism is what drives our economy,” she said. “We face the opportunity of being known globally as a ‘green’ destination. MVA has adopted a strategy that personalizes the message of rest and relaxation.”


So Roberta Guerrero was tied closely to Governor Babauta. Now she's styling herself as the epitome of "change."

Hmmmm ..

bigsoxfan said...

Hard to believe Roberto is managing at the MVA when they hired Porky's dude at the same place, given the dump job the blog shat on the bar? Then again, stranger things can be true.

Sort wish I was working on the gov't dime and I could match up the lapses in blogging posts with out of touch public bloggers. Interesting, but not worth losing a job or wasting weekend /immigration application time.

Anonymous said...

Hammerhead is deleting every Roberta post. Definitely her based on everything else said above and that picture you posted is priceless...

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

The comment that Jeff refers to in this post was deleted by Lil Hammerhead.

If it turns out to be Roberta, no one is going to care because she's Juan Pan's wife and has been here longer than most Chamorros. She's got nana status in these islands.

If it's not Roberta, then the real Hammerhead is going to owe her one hell of an apology because all the bloggers are currently dragging her name through the mud.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

She's not on the MVA board right now. It was in the past.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Thanks, Jeff. Is the person who actually saw this available for verification questions? Before I unleash on this scum sucking lowlife, I want to be sure I have the right shithead in the crosshairs before I pull the literary trigger.

Thanks for keeping me in the loop.

Bruce

Jeff said...

One thing people forget is who really runs the island, the Filipinos. When you're married into the Filipino mafia, you have ears in all kinds of places -- something Roberta forgot about.

Anonymous said...

Roberta Guerrero was an MVA Board Member during the Babauta Administration. I don't think she is any more, though no list is readily apparent at the MVA website.

Lil loves attacking and criticizing the Saipan Chamber of Commerce, right?

Member Details

Marianas International Travel Agency (MITA) — Business
Travel Agency

P.O. Box 501217
Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands 96950
Northern Mariana Islands

Tel: 670-234-7888/6 Fax:670-234-6939

www.cnmi-guide.com/mitatravel

Representatives:

Juan T. Guerrero President/General Manager
Roberta Guerrero Vice-President

http://www.saipanchamber.com/mbrdtl.asp?mbrID=262

Jeff said...

Not unless they decide to make themselves available, which will be up to them and I doubt.

Anonymous said...

So Jeff, how many degrees of separation between you and the R.P. citizen who saw Roberta Guerrero editing her Lil Hammerhead blog? The fact that you know this kababayan, and trust him or her -- if you do -- would be strong evidence if correct.

In case Lil deletes her post above, here it is for posterity:

Lil' Hammerhead said...
I'd be proud to be Roberta.. so I'm honored by such an attribution. I'm so glad to see that my poison still runs swift through your veins. I'm so very sorry that you didn't find your oasis there in Phoenix. Lol :} You're so very sad.. your pitiful. It doesn't matter how many times you head towards the vapors.. I fear you won't find that oasis. The oasis isn't a physical place.. it is a spiritual place, where one is happy and at peace. Maybe one day you will find that out.. until then.. :}you wander the desert.

You are doing a disgusting diservice with your post. But then.. what's new right?

2:22 PM

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So what's up Jeff? Before you got married did you hit on her, or appear to hit on Roberta (from her perhaps somewhat inebriated perspective) at Sam's? You've now seen the picture of Roberta with Kilili et al. Do you recall ever having any sort of interaction with her at Sam's? If so, this would be further corroboration that Lil is really Roberta, and serve to explain her seemingly somewhat irrational disdain for you.

Anonymous said...

filipinos dont run the island you dub fat ass

Filipinos can jump off suicide cliff for all i care they think there all so special. especially those dumbass
filipinas there so fcken rude. i want them to go back to there country and live in their cardboard shack near their filithy river

Jeff said...

I don't remember seeing her at Sam's, but I have a vague recollection of a brief conversation at Godfathers. The idea of me hitting on that is comical in a men's paradise like Saipan.

Donna said...

Jeff, have you ever met Roberta Guerrero? How many times?

Anonymous said...

Bruce, did you give Roberta a pearl necklaced, and did you get any photos?

Anonymous said...

I have a vague recollection of a brief conversation at Godfathers. The idea of me hitting on that is comical in a men's paradise like Saipan.

Maybe that is the real issue -- you didn't show her enough attention, and give her the respect she thought she deserved.

A cougar has high expectations!

So when she posts about your "unrequited love," it is really all the projection of her own feelings.

Too bad, so sad.

Anonymous said...

I sure hope your proof is solid Jeff. It wouldn't be too kosher to make an accusation like this nonchalantly and without something concrete. My position has been that Hammerhead doesn't reside in the Commonwealth.

Anonymous said...

Jeff, how do you know that the Pinoy/Pinay did not just see Roberta Guerrero reading Lil Hammerhead's blog?

Lil is claiming in Angelo's blog that you will be eating crow. If she tries to sue you, truth is a defense. You've got a lot riding on the technical computer awareness of your tipster.

Of course, is it slander to be "accused" of being Lil Hammerhead?! Some people would claim it to be a compliment. (!)

bigsoxfan said...

You did walk in the kitty box with both eyes open, I aSSume. I just hope you post referring to the doom of blogging isn't coming true.

Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
filipinos dont run the island you dub fat ass

Filipinos can jump off suicide cliff for all i care they think there all so special. especially those dumbass
filipinas there so fcken rude. i want them to go back to there country and live in their cardboard shack near their filithy river

5:59 PM

whatever~

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Your "literary trigger" is as impotent as your permanently flacid pencil-sized penis Porks. Untape that toothpick you use to prop it up, and be at peace with your "condition". :}

Anonymous said...

Jeffrey, can you please ask your best friend Bruce A. Bateman why he deleted his quote? Is it because he got in trouble for it? Why do I bother writing. You won't post this anyway.

Anonymous said...

FYI- Juan and Roberta are officially DIVORCED- not a well known fact-yet

Anonymous said...

somehow I just don't think Roberta is savvy or smart enough to write the posts on hammerhead....she's kind of an airhead...aint she? few times I met her I was not impressed...you really think hammerhead is Bert? hummm....now I'm gonna keep my eye on the blog to see if I recognize anything that might give the answer away!

Lil' Hammerhead said...

So much for the non-anonymous blogger's freedom of speech eh. According to a commentor at my blog (the world's greatest of course).. Porky's comments were removed! :} Lol. Guess the milk of that government teet is much more appealing to him then pulling his "literary trigger". Good job Motec! I play you like a fine instrument.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Nope.. my blog will go on strong. You really are "stuck on stupid" aren't you? As for the person you claim is the author.. well, you are an amazingly sad excuse for a human being, who owes that person the sincerest of apologies. ;} Stay dumb.

Anonymous said...

Roberta's hot.

Jeff said...

The first time someone gets in your face at Godfathers Roberta will probably be your last day -- maybe even on island -- you gutless douche. That is if you have the nuts to leave your house these days.

As for quotes, what a phony you are. Anybody can say anything on your blog you claim, but the simple truth of who you are is too much. You've been deleting those comments with such enthusiasm. What a fraud.

Bruce emailed me and told me he didn't write that. It was someone pretending to be him. Probably one of your fifty multiple personalities Roberta.

Anonymous said...

hammerhead- are you or are you NOT Roberta Guerrero?? Remember, God is not sleeping-if you lie-you will be found out.

Anonymous said...

To the person who claimed Roberta is an airhead, hammerhead isn't the brightest crayon on the box. Hammerhead doesn't write "letter-to-the-editor-esque" posts. If you call occasional spelling errors, two dot elipses, bad capitalization, etc. etc. smart then suit yourself.

If hammerhead was bright enough she would've disregarded the Roberta accusations like every other name she's been called before but this is the first time she refuses to leave any "Roberta" post on her blog.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Actually LIAR.. the comments you now claim weren't Bruce's.. linked directly to his account. Give us a break with the distortions. The first thing i did when I read those was click his name to see if it linked to HIS account. It did. You know it was Porks.. and everyone else knows as well ;}

Jeff said...

Roberta,

Bruce said it wasn't him. I'm pretty sure he said that since I'm looking right at the email where he said: "It has come to my attention that someone has posed as 'Bruce Bateman' on your blog and made a crude comment about fellacio with the Hammerhead person."

If you don't believe him, take it up with him. I know the sexual tension with you two is thick, so it will give you a good excuse to talk to him. Talk to your old colleagues at MVA also if it makes you feel better.

Have a nice weekend and get Bruce a nice Valentines Card!

P.S. Will you be signing autographs this weekend?

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Nope.. this weekend my husband has a number of plans.. none include autograph sessions.

When the person you claim is the author of my blog has you served.. that'll be the autograph session I'd like to be at.

With regard to "my old colleagues at MVA". If I had any colleagues there.. Porks wouldn't have been hired in the first place. I have recieved info that Porks was put under pressure to ask you to remove his comments. If someone had written something about me based on the false premise of a blog like yours, like Porks did.. I'd insist that they remove their comments to. Did it ever cross your mind that if the person you claim is the author of my blog wanted Porks removed.. he'd be removed? Probably not.. your negligible sensibilities probably wouldn't pick up on that.

Jeff said...

Served for what? Telling people who you are. Is that a new exception to the first amendment? We know it's a free speech exception to your grand free wheeling forum. Are you that important? You're hilarious, Roberta.

You were a Babauta employee, now unemployed and not to mention middle aged and ugly, now single with no competitve hope in Saipan, so no, I'm not surprised you couldn't stop Bruce from being appointed.

And who gives a hoot what Bruce might have said? You're so offended that you ask Tina Sablan's boyfriend to cry to MVA. Toughen up a little cupcake. You post fifty fake comments a day minimum -- most of them vile and nonsensical.


Really, just proposition Bruce already and be done with the obsessing.

Anonymous said...

Heads up JT you are getting "hammered" by two women that run that blog. A third provides input once in awhile.
It's the Hao Hao Haole Sisterhood.

Anonymous said...

The extreme reaction eliminates all doubt.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

"The extreme reaction eliminates all doubt."

That is very Zen.

Anonymous said...

Some things to consider Jeff. Bruce's comments were viewed by many bloggers. We clicked on the comment and found his name linking back to his Saipanuvian page and as the author. I'm sure you did the same.

Can you and Bruce just admit that Bruce deleted it because he was worried about losing his job? If it were not him and it were an impostor as you claim, why didn't you click on his name to see if this were really the case? Could it be because you are protecting him? If you accuse Roberta of being Lil Hammerhead and use free speech to back up your allegations, why do you delete Bruce's free speech? Sounds peculiar. A friend protecting a friend.

Anonymous said...

On one of Ed's christmas posts about his children and the baby jesus, Lil' was commenting on how she disagreed on the whole catholic thing which definitely makes her a runner up for a caucasian or non-local who isn't catholic. What's Roberta's religion?

Anonymous said...

Roberta will not sue you. She knows better to try to launch a lawsuit without delving further into her secret identity.

Wonder what effect this will have on Juan Pan supporters. Probably get some radicals to support him now.

Might want to track all correspondence with Roberta from now on via Intenet Protocol although she probably is messaging you from the coffee shop.

Anonymous said...

She sure does love Godfathers. I see here there all the time. Is she really divorced? Maybe now I got a chance! Hope she doesn't mind my beer belly!

Anonymous said...

Can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Lol!

How about, can't put the used condom back in the wrapper? I know cuz I've tried brah!

Jeff said...

Who cares what Bruce said or didn't say. I certainly don't. He said he didn't say it. It's not important enough to debate. Roberta has some type of obsession towards Bruce. She and her small group of minions are about the only ones who care about something so trivial.

If removing that comment helped Bruce, good. I usually try to help my friends, as do most people. Tina Sablan's boyfriend crying to people at MVA about Bruce isn't exactly what I would call a grand accomplishment.

Also, I'm not accusing Roberta of anything. I am saying flat out that Roberta Guerrero is Lil Hammerhead and Roberta Guerrero is going to take the heat for all the stuff that was said there. This isn't something up for debate. This is a simple fact.

I absolutely love how uncomfortable the fact that everyone else knows is making her. Seeing her so unedged, deleting comments after being on her high horse about that for so long, put the biggest smile on my face since Bush flew off in the helicopter.

Incidentally, if she wasn't such a douche or played so unfair, I wouldn't have said anything at all.

Anonymous said...

Hammerhead has claimed to have offspring in the military. How many kids do Juan Pan and his ex-wife Roberta Guerrero have? Any in the military? That should be common knowledge.

Hammerhead has also posted a lot of photos, indicating generally where she lives.

There have been some "head-fake" or "distraction posts," disinformation, if you will, to the effect that Hammerhead is Bobbi Grizzard. Bobbi has no children in the military, and lives on Mt. Tapochau. Also, as her late husband was a lawyer, she would be unlikely to make all of the legal misstatements Hammerhead does.

However, BG is among those of Roberta's friends who were on the "Sweet Feet" team who did a 60-mile walk-a-thon in Seattle to combat cancer.

So perhaps Roberta is intentionally spreading disinformation to distract attention from herself.

The rate at which she was deleting all blog comments about herself on Thursday was really something to see! No one reacts that hastily and emotionally unless really trying to cover something up.

This latest post about a duo or trio of women in partnership with Roberta could be factual, or could be disinformation.

The fact that one person was caught editing her blog does not disprove the possibility that there could have been, or could be now as part of the cover-up, collaborators.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Uncomfortable, because you know as well as I.. that it isn't her. You just don't have the decency after doing what you've done.. to admit it and apologize. Shameful.

If you would have paid attention to my blog a lil' bit more.. you would have noticed I've removed assertions about who I am a great many times. The only time I don't remove guesses.. is when they are folks who are already "out there" with their opinions alot more than my blog is (Ed for example). Otherwise.. I've always removed the guesses.

What's puzzling is why you'd continue to attack this innocent woman. Is your ego that lacking that the admission of wrongdoing and apology that you know you owe her.. is just too much for it to handle?

I have compiled all of the text from your blog post and comments on your site, mine and saipan bloggers.. I've also screen captured your page. I am forwarding these to the one you accuse of being the author.. so that, if she so chooses.. she can teach your ass a little lesson in the law.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Yes, I have collaborators.. that I'll admit.. Watchers, lurkers, string-pullers, reporters.

Anonymous said...

Lillian F. Hammerhead has never deleted comments when it comes to her identity. She always laughed when people accused her of being every haole under the Saipan sun. When the genius who uncovered her secret identity suddenly got it right, Lillian deleted it every time. She probably never thought she would see the day.

Lillian has been so busy deleting comments these days. Her site can no longer brag about being a champion for freedom of speech since she is now censoring her blog comments that reveal her identity. Jeff, you and Lillian have to kiss and make up. Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

If Lil Hammerhead is Roberta, I'm going to buy her a beer! I love her blog. It is funny. Especially when she rips on Stanley.

Wait a minute. Jeff, are you sure you are not Lil Hammerhead? You are both liberal democrats, Obama supporters, and both support the Mariana Trench marine monument.

I think you are just putting us all on Jeffrey! We got punk'd!

Anonymous said...

How many children does Juan Pan have outside of his marriage with Roberta? Are any of them in the military?

Jeff said...

Roberta, I never even heard of you until the other day. You should be glad that people know you now.

And what is the attack exactly? I told people who you were. That's an attack? You claim to have the best blog in the history of the world. That is, I suppose, a positive if your delusions of grandeur are accurate.

What lesson in the law is that exactly? I'm dying to hear your legal theories. Otherwise screen shot on and mail them to youself. Bring it, I'm trembling.

Anonymous said...

So with all the red herrings and all the obfuscation and all the, dare I say it(?), bullshit in the air could a person ask a simple question and get an answer instead of a tirade?

The question is: Hammerhead, are you or are you not Roberta Guerrero?

Anonymous said...

Take the shit out of your eyes noni and face reality. Why would she be so defensive about it if she weren't Roberta Guerrero. It's like those homos who try to act all tough to overcompensate for being a homo.

Anonymous said...

Look at the picture of her with Tina and Killi. Hilarious by the way. I hope Greg or Stanley or Bruce or someone else doesn't go and give her the midnight visit.

Anonymous said...

That would be funny if Roberta filed suit against Jeff in CNMI Superior Court.

Jeff could file some motions by mail, or just "answer" and begin "discovery" against the Lil Hammerhead blog.

Maybe he could convince cactus to defend the case pro bono.

Anonymous said...

Okay then, I'll rephrase the question: Roberta Guerrero do you use the pen name Lil Hammerhead and contribute to a blog called Must Be the Humidity?

Are you a homo as the noni 12d above seems to think? Finally and breathlessly we ask: do you overcompensate for being a homo?

See what I mean about all the bullshit? The thread keeps being pulled away from this simple question. Hey, Hammerhead, you can lie if you want to. I'm sure you have done that a time or two in your life, but just for the record, would you mind stating plainly and simply whether or not you are Roberta Guerrero?

Jeff said...

What exactly would the case be?

Anonymous said...

Didn't she piss and moan relentlessly because Bateman wouldn't answer her questions. The next time Roberta stumbles into Godfathers, someone ask her. Also ask Roberta if she spits or swallows. Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Here's other proof.

Angelo just posted on his blog a picture of him and Roberta when he met up with her at godfathers on thursday night. What's the catch? Hammerhead barely posted on Thursday night. What a coinkidink.

Anonymous said...

I would be concerned if she bites..HARD!

Anonymous said...

Angelo didn't mention anything about talking to Roberta about the accusations. Don't you find that odd? He seemed to be really interested in Hammerhead's statistics I bet that would've been the first thing he brought up to Roberta.

Marianas Pride said...

Hi Jeff,

I know you and Lil Hammerhead have had a major beef for quite some time now. My question is, how did it all begin? What happened?

You two have so much in common, as was mentioned in one of the earlier comments. To begin with, you are both liberal democrats. You are both critical of bad governance (Fitial administration at the top of the list). You both have children (Lil talks about her children quite a bit). You both despised President W. You both were in full support of the marine monument from the beginning. I could list more, but you get the point.

So, my question is, with so much in common, why do you two despise each other so much?

I'm concerned if you might be wrong in your assessment that Lil Hammerhead is Roberta. I know Roberta, and I know she doesn't have the Photoshop skills that Lil has.

Yes, it is possible that Lil could be Roberta. But what if Lil is not?

All I am saying is please be aware that nothing is certain unless you have a smoking gun.

I have my share of enemies. I have gotten into spats that were half my fault, and sometimes, I was completely at fault. But I know one thing that is certain my friend. Love conquers all! As much as I detest Fitial's views and decisions on just about everything, I do not hate him or wish anything bad to happen to him. I do hope for a new governor and will continue to criticize when I feel he does wrong, but I would still shake his hand if he ever offered it and would still sit down with him to tell him why I strongly disagree with him.

I wish you well and hope that one day, you and Lil can make peace and amends.

Newsroom said...

Lil hammerhead is a number of mainland American girls, including, but not limited to, Roberta, Bobby G., Ann J, and former AG, Pam Brown.

Anonymous said...

Time for revenge!!!I'll spit on your face Roberta. You made a very rude article about my husband on your blog and our family clan knows you. Be very careful these days...you will get what you deserve. Thank you Jeff, I should have let you interview my husband regarding that controversial story!

Anonymous said...

Newsroom, you are getting close!
Biba Hao Hao Haole Sisterhood!

Anonymous said...

Ed,

Spare us the rodney king speech. Lil deserves all the criticism coming her way! She hid behind an alias and attacked Jeff and now that she's been outed, we all look forward to her slowly crack under the pressure. She can pretend that the criticism doesn't faze her but it will eventually get to her!! I'm quite giddy about the prospect of that happening in the near future!!

Marianas Pride said...

No Rodney King speech here...I'm just saying to use some caution unless you have real evidence that Lil Hammerhead is Roberta. If Roberta were spotted on Lil Hammerhead's blog at a coffee shop, so were hundreds of other people. It is, after all, the CNMI's most popular blog, whether one likes it or not.

Jeff, as I asked earlier, what began your feud with Lil Hammerhead? When and how did the fallout begin?

Jeff said...

She wasn't seen reading it, she was seen editing it. I never said anything before about who she was, when this feud was far greater, because I didn't have the information. Now I do. It is possible there are other collaborators as well. I don't have any information on that. I do have information on Roberta I know to be reliable.

The feud developed because she has a fixation on Bruce Bateman, who is a friend of mine though not someone I have similar views as. Apparently I had to denounce him or not be liberally pure enough for her. She had similar issues with Angelo. It took off from there. She also got pissed because I wouldn't let her say things about Harry Blalock's wife on my blog. I didn't start this thing for (formerly) anonymous lunatics to start rumors about friends. These things are all the more ironic with all the comment deletion she has been doing. If nothing else, that exposes her as a fraud and a phony. She was also putting like fifty comments on my blog at the time, too. I didn't have the time or energy to devote to this person I didn't even know intruding in my life, so I cut her out of my blog completely and became her second fixation. I mostly ignored her while she obsessed about me, Bruce and Angelo.

As for Roberta the person, I have never heard her name uttered once. When I got the info I didn't know who she was, so it's not like some person I had a feud with that I'm out to get.

Anyway, about us agreeing, yeah, that's true. It's part of how the whole small liberal progressive community in Saipan would rather fight with each other than get anything done. The people who should have liked me because I was on their side, like Steve Woodruff, Jane Mack or Roberta, gave me nothing but shit, and right wingers like Bruce or Mike Ernest I would go diving and drinking with and genuinely liked. It's part of the political witlessness of the CNMI left. This is part of the reason Saipan is in the hole it is in and won't climb out.

Incidentally, everyone in their mother told me you were my other stalker, Pragmatic Plato, but none of them had any evidence and I never made that claim. I'm quite sure about Roberta.

Anonymous said...

The thing that makes me know that Hammerhead is Roberta is how batty this is making her. She wouldn't go this overboard if she wasn't busted. If she just took this calmly, people would have dismissed it. She made it obvious.

Magnum P.I. said...

Do you have proof that she was actually editing the page? Is the source reliable? Has the source ever edited a blog? Were there other witnesses? Browsing the page, doesn't make you the editor? Have you really asked all questions and gathered enough evidence to establish that Roberta is indeed Lil?

Marianas Pride said...

I've been accused of being the blogger behind Lil, Plato, Yapper, etc. I always laugh about it. My friends who know me can vouch that I'm straight-forward with my views, whether they like it or not or whether they agree with me or not. Isn't everyone entitled to their own opinion?

The world is filled with so much hatred and animosity. It would be refreshing to see some people make peace for a change. I myself have grown weary of attacking the Fitial administration. It is obvious he will lose in November, so there is no point in me rubbing salt in his wounds. We just have to ride out this administration and pray we get a sensible governor who is open, honest, and has the good sense to communicate with his constituents and get feedback through townhall meetings or forums. I also hope he has the ability to inspire.

In the quest for change, I have learned that I must change too. I must take criticism, no matter how nasty it gets (and it does get nasty I can assure you) and I must be able to keep pounding away in our quest for better governance, no matter how difficult it gets. The message must remain consistent, but it should also not be so mean-spirited. My father saw a nasty comment I wrote and asked me if perpetuating hate is my idea of change. Once again, my dad was right on the money.

There's an old saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But what if we dug deep and started trying to get at the root of the problem? I've learned I've been the root of the problem at times, and extending a hand sometimes makes things better.

I will always believe in free speech, but I'm hoping we can use it for more constructive purposes instead of destructive purposes.

I got two kids that I think about every day, and I want them to be better than me, and that includes being nicer and kinder and more loving.

Just my two centavos.

Jeff said...

It wasn't browsing, yet again.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

This whole outing of Lil Hammerhead reminds me of the end to The Truman Show. In the movie, everyone wanted to see how it would all end, and then after they find how it ends they simply change the channel.

That's how it is with this.

Who cares?

Now what's next?

Jeff said...

People care. I had an all time high in visits the other day. But you're right, it isn't all that important.

Saying nasty things about people is a good way to get attention, and Roberta took that to a whole new level -- aided by her then anonymity.

If it wasn't such a golden opportunity to make a complete douche so completely unhinged and uncomfortable, I wouldn't have written about it.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Any time I've been a subject of a post on your site.. you've had an all time high in visitor numbers. Without me.. your blog is a huge snooze-fest. Comeon.. admit it.. the only one who cares about your "Korean fusion" recipe is YOU. But then, I guess it's always smart to serve your audience right? :}

The only "douche" here is you. Remember the title of my post.. crow is easiest eaten warm. I have a feeling your meal is going to go down very very hard.

Thanks for acknowledging that the post about my blog shot your numbers up.. I'll take that as a confirmation of my statements above and say Thanks!

Keep it assanine Motec..

Lil (Author of CNMI's greatest blog)

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Oh.. in the spirit of what Ed is calling for..

Peace ;}

Lil' Hammerhead said...

With regard to the potential legal case against you.. It'll be on my blog in detail.

The case would be based on libel (which falls under the larger legal context of defamation). The basic definition: A statement made that is untrue and harmful. Malicious, false or defamatory statement that is published (electronically or otherwise)or printed. Libel requires the damaging statement to be published in a fixed medium, i.e.-writing, sign, over the internet (weblogs), speech, printed publication, etc.)

My post will include your original post text.. as well as many of the comments you've made in response to queries about your own post. Following your post, you've referred to your accused in commentary as "a complete douche", "she's a phony", stated she has "no guts", she's "delusional", etc. She's also already recieved numerous threats listed on your comments and others.. so it would be pretty easy for her to establish she's been and will be in the future damaged by your lie.

Her lawyers have a pretty solid case here. :} Mmmmm yummy crow.

Anonymous said...

Guess this will go down in Saipan blog history as the
Saint Valentines Day Massacre.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Oh.. since you're posting at 9pm.. you asked "what's the difference between your post and what I do?". The difference is huge.. I post about what folks have done. You might like my opinion of it.. or the way with which I put that opinion out there.. but anything I post about is drawn from truth. Your post is a big heinous untruth. That's the difference.

Jeff said...

By your definition, half the island can sue you. Bring it.

"Your honor, he said I wrote a blog," as laughter erupts in the court. And, "He said, I don't have nuts, that I'm a gutless douche." Boo hoo!

What a wuss you are Roberta. You dished it out to everyone, but can't take it back at all.

What is also funny is that you're admitting that to be the author of your blog is damaging, harmful, defaming, the literary equivalent of a child molester. I didn't even think you were that bad. I just knew you to be a gutless douche and a bully. Never did I dream that outing you would send you over the deep end so. It makes this that much more rewarding. Really. Thank you.

Anyway, I realize Korean cuisine is not as compelling as Goro, Bruce Bateman or the CNMI zoning board, riveting topics all, but it seems you checked in still.

I'll try to stop trembling. Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

This would get laughed out of the people's court.

Jeff said...

I'm sure you have the market on truth cornered Roberta. That's why you were seen editing the blog. That's why the last leg on your rocker just broke when the news came out. That's why it took 10 seconds to get your picture with your life models Tina and Killi. That's why you went on a comment deleting frenzy trying to cover this up.

By the way, are Bobbi Grizzard and Ed Propst suing too. I think they were said to be the author of your blog. Your blog is so important that everyone can sue on this vital issue, there will be a cash infusion and the economy will be smoking.

Earth to Roberta, come in Roberta.

Marianas Pride said...

The only person I am suing is the president of Shamwow. Turns out it is just a fricking overpriced chamoise. Damn you late night infomercials!

Lil' Hammerhead said...

They would likely have a libel suit if they could find out who the accusations were made by.. in your case, the perpetrator of the libel is quite clear :}

Jeff said...

Got it, so in our opinion, to be the author of your blog is harmful and damaging to a person's reputation. Essentially, writing your blog and being called a child molester are equivalent things -- and you admit this.

Has your self esteem fallen this low this quickly? What happened to all the best blog bluster.

Still trembling here cupcake!

Lil' Hammerhead said...

?What? No.. actually I'm gleeful. I relish in this Motec. You should know that. From You, to Porks, to the Monument, to Goro, to the Mayor, to Zoning, to government waste, etc. I live for this baby! :} In this case.. I've got you!

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

This is clearly an opinion blog. The title is "Random Hypercritical Thoughts."

The way you get away with libel is you argue that something is your opinion.

"I think that...."

"I belive that..."

Look, Dick Cheney got away with telling someone to "Go Fuck Yourself." How about all the nasty stuff written about politicians across the globe? A lawsuit will go nowhere.

bigsoxfan said...

long week coming

Lil' Hammerhead said...

There you go.. you said you're "dying" to hear about a libel case against you. I've detailed it on my blog. Hopefully, the innocent person you've harmed will find it easier to pursue this now that it's all laid out and resources have been offered.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

In my opinion.. to be the author of this blog brings with it the potential repercussions that may be wrought by substantially powerful figures in the business and political community. The opinions put forth here are so straighforward and unedited.. you and I know in all likelihood they've ired a great number of people.. so there are the ramifications of that as well. There are also my older and younger children to consider who work and live in this community and may be subject to retaliation by enemies of this blog.

You know this. Playing dumb now doesn't make you less libelous.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

And where a case of libel is concerned.. it is not up to me to determine whether being accused the author of this blog is a positive or negative thing.. that is up to the accused to make that determination. Many folks would have no problem being compared to Gandhi, Hugh Hefner, or Che Gueverra.. many others would. It is clear in the way you've spelled out your false accusation.. it wasn't intended to be a positive thing for the person you've accused.

Anonymous said...

Lil... never fight fire with fire, as cliche as that may sound or for the lack of a better quote. You dish out everybody's business, you manipulate photos of people, etc. etc. I don't wanna go on about it you know what you do which is WHY your blog is the #1 Saipan Blog, as you claim.

Jeff said...

I love it Roberta. You've gone loopier than I even dreamed.


Will you be testifying in your guerilla costume in the case of the century?

Anonymous said...

Some of us are going to have a full background check done on Roberta Guerrero. Gather pictures of her, her home, people she associates with. We'll send you everything we get. Will you publish it here?

Jeff said...

I probably wouldn't go there. That sounds like a job for an anonymous blog, which would be all the more apropos anyway. I'm sure many would link to it.

Anonymous said...

So if someone says something to you you don't like, and you're the one that decides what's bad of course, it's libelous?

Have there been real reprecussions or are you just speculating -- kinda like the CNMI federalization lawsuit. Are you working? Have you been fired over this?

Lil' Hammerhead said...

The whole "tone" of your return commentary makes you sound worried. I would be.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

If they say something then it is slander, libel is written.

Anonymous said...

That would be funny if the plaintiff's lawyer were Pamela Sue Brown.

Anonymous said...

Roberta was active in Friends of the Monument and was a big monument supporter, which also fits the Hammerhead profile.

Jeff said...

More like bemusement monk.

Even Jane Mack just said your legal theories are absurd.

carlos the mackerel said...

"Will you be testifying in your guerilla costume in the case of the century?"

Is that a witty takeoff on Hammerhead's Che Guevera reference, or did you just misspell "gorilla"?

Jeff said...

In case Roberta deletes this on here blog:

I was stating quite clearly who the author of this blog is: Roberta Guerrero. Everyone knows it, she's squirming about it and I absolutely love it.

She was seen editing it at Java Joes. Roberta is a member of Friends of the Monument. Her blog is a strong supporter of the monument as well. Roberta is a well known supporter of Tina Sablan and Killili Sablan, so is her blog. I have the picture right on my blog of Roberta, Tina and Kilili. That blogger claimed to be a middle age woman, so is Roberta. That blogger claims to have been here for years and years, so has Roberta. The only thing left is for her to admit it and stop this charade. Everyone else knows. Deleting comments, crying about Bruce Bateman, threats of silly lawsuits, throwing other names out there, nothing will change this simple truth. You're out there now. Deal with it and grow up.

Anonymous said...

Jeff,

That is not enough proof Jeff. What if Roberta was just commenting. Are you sure

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Your next post should out Pragmatic Plato.

Melissa said...

Hey Jeff, if you get sued by this nutcase, I'll gladly represent you for FREE. It'd be a really easy case, and we can turn it around and file a countersuit for harassment, and add in some punitive damages for good measure.

I suggest whoever Lil is that she start taking those meds again.

Jeff said...

Once again, it was editing, not reading or commenting.

Thanks Melissa.

carlos the mackerel said...

I don't think the correlation of political views narrows it down much. After all, how many middle aged white women on Saipan AREN'T supporters of the monument, Kilili, and Tina Sablan?

Anonymous said...

Roberta has been slapped around a bit which explains all the Hammerhead posts complaining about judges and sentencing and stuff.

Anonymous said...

How many women haven't been slapped around by their husbands on this island?

Anonymous said...

Ya, I heard that Roberta, Lil has been beaten, slapped around.

Anonymous said...

Melissa, you are not a member of the NMI bar. So for you to defend Jeff, you will need to be admitted pro hac vice, which has a fee of $5,000, waivable for good cause shown. Gen'l Ord. 99-900 (N.M.I. Aug. 23, 1999); cf. Com. R. Admiss. 3 (July 2002). You would also need to associate local counsel. Id. On the bright side, this would be taxable as “costs” payable by Roberta Guerrero or Jane Doe a.k.a. Lil' Hammerhead if Jeff were the prevailing party against either of them, the latter presumably in a counterclaim.

There will also be costs for electronic discovery, depositions and transcripts. Litigation is not cheap.

Jeff said...

This "lawsuit" discussion might be the most comically absurd and pointless debate in the sorry history of the CNMI blogs.

It is however, I suppose, one way to shift the topic from my original post, which I freely admit to being trivial.

Anonymous said...

who is Pragmaticpluto

Melissa said...

Actually, I am STILL a member of the NMI bar, until next year. Technically. Of course, this is all sort of an academic argument, seeing as this could never even come to fruition!

Of course, I am confident I could find local counsel to help me out, if necessary, but again the real problem would be serving Jeff the lawsuit.

Again, a mere academic discussion- I'd love to continue this further but some of us actually have jobs.

Anonymous said...

No, technically you are not.

While your dues may have been paid through 2009 -- I can't see why the OAG would do so, however, since you left in September 2008 -- or your letter from the Supreme Court authorized your temporary membership for a period of four years, that temporary membership in the CNMI bar was contingent on your being “a salaried employee of the Commonwealth Government.” Com. R. Admiss. 5(J) (Oct. 18, 2007).

You are no longer a member. Anyone who doubts this can check with the NMI Bar Association, (670) 235-4529.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit.

Melissa said...

My thoughts exactly.... since I said this was a completely academic argument to begin with... someone is taking things waaaay too seriously.... perhaps one of my former collegues?

Lil' Hammerhead said...

What would a former colleague have against such a wise and upstanding person as you Melissa? It boggles the mind..

Melissa said...

Actually nothing, Lil... ask them. I had great relationships with everyone in my office... I miss them all terribly! The only reason I left was because I was so far from my family and I missed them.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

If what you say now is true ("I had great relationships with everyone in my office").. what you suggested prior doesn't make sense("perhaps one of my former collegues"). That doesn't make sense. Get your argument straight..

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself, Roberta.

Anonymous said...

Now now Roberta.

LOVESit said...

Girls, don't tie your panties in a knot now. Lil' anybody can guess that it was you as the anonymous because really, nobody gives a shit? You're the only one getting your feathers ruffled by this. The hype has died down, geez, but had you had a real job and real education you'd know how to properly use hyphens, elipses, quotations, parenthesis, etc. They may not have been important to you in High School, but even my three year old can notice your grammar incompetence.

Oooohhh, loves it.

Anonymous said...

So Lil Hammerhead person, are you Roberta Guerrero? Do you have accomplices who co-write or co-author the blog called Must Be the Humidity?

Anonymous said...

One thing is for sure: either the hammerhead posts are actually written by more than one person or, if only one is writing, that one is a drop dead - balls out schizophrenic.

Just go back over the posts in this string and see the totally different hammerheads emerge. Either it is multiple persons or he/she/it has multiple personalities and is a certifiable nut case.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Kookoo kookoo. ;}

Lil is everywhere.. and nowhere. She sits next to Porks and son at Wild Bills, she passes Motec on the Beach Road pathway, she sits in forums on the monument, she picks up trash at BC cleanups. Everywhere.. and nowhere.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lil is the Hao Hao Haole seconary virgins club.

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that for two weeks now Roberta hasn't gone after anyone on her blog except for you and Bruce?

I'd say Roberta has lost her edge.

Nothing about Stanley, Fitial, or any of her other targets.