This thrilla's not in Manila, but hopefully Porky's

I humbly request a debate, or at bare minimum a mixing up of ideas, between Glen Doutrich and Bruce Bateman on the CNMI becoming an independent state free of the U.S., which Bruce strongly favors, and Glen thinks is laughable. Both of these guys are cranky, old guys with political views that can't be easily categorized. Glen is pro-military, anti-corporate welfare and generally sympathetic to the contract workers. Glen cusses more and has lots of female asses, boobs and legs on his page, go Glen. Plus, that kind of display will keep Jane away. Bruce is kind of a libertarian anarchist who is against most everything governmental -- especially taxes. Bruce teeters on Social Darwinism, but as Bree once said, "he'd probably give you the shirt off his back." Both are irreverent and decidedly un-pc. Glen is an ex-Marine, and could definitely kick Bruce's ass in a fight, but this is all in fun, so that isn't a factor. I'm giving Bruce home bar advantage, assigning Glen a free drink, and one for me for being the promoter. Maybe another for being referee. Show up Friday at say 6:30 Glen, please. Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEE!