tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post4220306235915608061..comments2023-10-29T20:20:10.914+10:00Comments on Random Hypercritical Thoughts: Musings on Guam Airport revised and revisitedJeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16129588857193564261noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-39452118161286947032012-06-03T09:36:10.863+10:002012-06-03T09:36:10.863+10:00Travelling within Japan, one can take on board a p...Travelling within Japan, one can take on board a plane items that are prohibited in the USA. Korea requires transit passengers to go through screening a second time. <br /> We got what we deserved when the world trade center was hit. we bomb other people in their homelands, so far from america and bitch and whine when they fight back. Don't they know we are the good guys.<br />I fly regularly from USA west coast to Japan. Japanese airport officials are much easier in screening than the boobs in America. What the Japanese don't understand is that they can't bring toothpaste or sexual lubricant with them on the plane but we can travel with (and I do from time to time)firearms and ammunition, in checked baggage of course.<br /> TSA has to stay with us for the future. What's going to happen when those otherwise unemployable employees have to go to work. I am always amazed at SFO how many broken down individuals have jobs as TSA inspectors. That guy who wrote so much criticizing the author sounds like a typical asshole employed as a security agent by the US government. Chew that betal nut ed, maybe being stoned will loosen you a bit.<br /> Folks, go visit Malaysia. You will be welcome and the paranoia that affects America and washington in particular will be absent. You won't miss it, trust me.Espinaca Verdenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-60888572667816916862011-07-17T10:24:08.271+10:002011-07-17T10:24:08.271+10:00I try to make it a rule to not argue with humorles...I try to make it a rule to not argue with humorless, self-important morons who can't distinguish "your" from "you're." I suspect you got into this job so you can needlessly grope other guys.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16129588857193564261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-3548378345593132092011-07-08T21:53:20.675+10:002011-07-08T21:53:20.675+10:00The CPB is not TSA so thatshows me you don't h...The CPB is not TSA so thatshows me you don't have a clue what your talking about.Most of what CPB guy said is true. If GIAA could afford to renovate we wouldn't have dividers, the fact is TSA doesn't control that it's the airport board to blame for that. Flying is a privlige just like driving it's your choice if you want to go through the redlight which is designed for your safety, it may however get you arrested or fined. Quit complaining as I have more reason to bit@h when I have to go through screening than anyone on this blog because of my job. I won't say what but believe me I could complain. Instead I do what is right and follow the rules and thank the TSO for keeping the skies safe. I also stop at redlights at night when noone is around. You are pathetic quit whining.Joe Publicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-70076869888446387482009-09-14T01:44:33.720+10:002009-09-14T01:44:33.720+10:00I must have been nuts to suggest Guam TSA has prob...I must have been nuts to suggest Guam TSA has problems with their own sense of importance. Jack Bauer apparently is living in Guam, reading my blog and unable to express his thoughts without numerous profanities.<br /><br />Palau may be a "foreign" country, but it has fellow TSA running the show, doing the five shoe checks, being unaware of the rules on deoderant. Apparently Guam TSA doesn't trust their colleagues, so they do start the shoe check as soon as you are off the plane. <br /><br />Your airport is also a model of efficiency, I must be nuts. No one who transfers to another flight has to completely leave the airport, and check in again because none of you idiots are on duty. And you are all so friendly as well -- just like at this comment - one you must be taught at TSA customer service training. <br /><br />Anyway, glad you people are not "asleep" anymore. You are now doing a fantastic job on water bottles. Middle Eastern men with box cutters, not so much. But why would that send up any red flags when the next guy was traveling with shampoo?Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16129588857193564261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-38349266342640600732009-09-11T10:56:50.071+10:002009-09-11T10:56:50.071+10:00Too bad you don't log or post here that much a...Too bad you don't log or post here that much anymore. Would love to educate you about Guam and the shit you had to go through when you merely transited through its airport. I know you're full of shit when you said that right off the plane from Palau you had to take off your shoes and get wanded. Total bullshit. Stop making up crap.<br /><br />Coming from Palau (which is a FOREIGN country), you have to go through Immigration inspection with US CBP. Needless? Really? Then why the fuck do we inspect people coming from Canada and Mexico? Hey EVERYONE! This guys believes that if you come from Palau, you should get a free pass into the USA! Oh, and don't say "US CITIZENS with US PASSPORTS" shouldn't have to go through an inspection? Why the fuck not? Maybe you've never seen a fake US passport before,huh? Ho shit! The Koreans are good at making them! And...they are only two hours away and four hours away from Guam!<br /><br />Would you be content allowing anybody coming off a flight from Palau just walk into your house? Oh, please. Next time, you should thank those CBP officers in Guam for intercepting several IRANIAN nationals with fake passports who tried to make it all the way to the mainland U.S. Didn't know about that, huh? You're so focused on how much you're inconvenienced that you don't even see how ignorant you are. Guam may be in the middle of nowhere to you, but it's the closest, cheapest, and fastest way to get into YOUR country for others. <br /><br />You may have noticed that you arrived with another or even several other flights when going through Immigration. Guess what? Those people weren't inspected by TSA in the country they came from. Would you trust your parachute if it had a "Made in China" on it or a "Made in the U.S.A?" Well, shit...aren't you happy knowing that the good folks working at TSA are AMERICANS like you and me who are doing their jobs to ensure your whining ass is safe? As far as TSA goes, they are adapting to a poorly designed airport run by an underfunded local government. Because passengers from arriving flights intermingle, they have to go through TSA to ensure they are inspected "to standard." Try asking for the TSA supervisor next time to see what they've confiscated. Ever see someone packing bottles of bleach or other chemical in they're carryon? IN A FUCKING thermos??? Well, shit..you ain't see nothing brother! Just because you're not carrying anything hazardous doesn't mean the guy on the plane next to you isn't. Next time, thank a TSA screener for paying attention and keeping that shit off your flight.<br /><br />Finally, the truth is folks, this loser went through an IMMIGRATION examination and a TSA security check. If you showed your passport to other people, those were AIRLINE personnel. Now, if you continued on to Honolulu directly from Guam, you would have seen Immigration one last time. Why? Because CONGRESS mandated that flights going non-stop from Guam to Hawaii be checked to ensure there are no Guam Visa Waiver admission, no illegal aliens, no fucking wanted criminals, etc., getting on the plane and sitting next to your whiney ass. It's people like you who think they know it all that makes me puke. I'm a CBP Officer in Guam and I know why I'm inspecting everybody that tries to come into my house. Just pray that I'm not sleeping on the job when that rapist/serial killer with a fake passport, running from Indonesian authorities tries to come into the USA to buttfuck your wife. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I already caught that motherfucker.<br /><br />Yes, it's an inconvenience. But there's a reason for the so-called "madness." Educate yourself vs. being a fucking whiner. You sound retarded.<br /><br />ed cruz<br />cruzer_85@yahoo.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-22900842432210408752008-01-25T13:34:00.000+10:002008-01-25T13:34:00.000+10:00they screen you good comming from Palau because th...they screen you good comming from Palau because they got the good weed. so I hear.Rayz671https://www.blogger.com/profile/03580556776066933201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-21731005706771211852008-01-12T10:11:00.000+10:002008-01-12T10:11:00.000+10:00They aren't entering the U.S. They can't even tran...They aren't entering the U.S. They can't even transfer to their connecting flight to Hong Kong or wherever having never left the Guam airport. It's outrageous.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16129588857193564261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-42495040321118182782008-01-12T05:56:00.000+10:002008-01-12T05:56:00.000+10:00I had similar sentiments in going through Guam Int...I had similar sentiments in going through Guam International in January 2007. I couldn't have put all of this so eloquently :) However, are you really surprised Filipinos need visas to enter the US?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-39409278551428126632007-07-07T06:42:00.000+10:002007-07-07T06:42:00.000+10:00Jeff,I hope you don't' give up on this publishing ...Jeff,<BR/><BR/>I hope you don't' give up on this publishing thing. You're writing is great and your voice unmistakable. At the very least, you ought to have a weekly column in one of the local papers.<BR/><BR/>dMarianas Eyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00754236373708613994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-88746979421936851802007-07-06T12:41:00.000+10:002007-07-06T12:41:00.000+10:00And for being a bad boy you get to spend two days ...And for being a bad boy you get to spend two days in the Guam airport, going through customs over and over again.glend558https://www.blogger.com/profile/17230710369170158416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-10248758578428096392007-07-06T09:21:00.000+10:002007-07-06T09:21:00.000+10:00Thank you, Lewis BlackThank you, Lewis BlackAngelo Villagomezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00970383305205702533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22329768.post-50515985651008283672007-07-05T16:10:00.000+10:002007-07-05T16:10:00.000+10:00ah the joys of air travel. glad you were able to g...ah the joys of air travel. glad you were able to get it off your chest.<BR/>Fred4n0n3m0u5ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14329228683340004444noreply@blogger.com